Anyone who knows me knows that I don’t like cats. Of all the creatures in the animal kingdom, I think cats are the top jerks – and, yes, I did consider the raccoon, the hyena and ALF, and cats still won the title.
Much of my proof lies in how they treat the surroundings around them. Despite being waited on hand and foot, getting to live in comfy homes rent-free and not having a care in the world, cats spend their leisure time destroying your furniture, floors, walls and door posts. Just because. See? Jerks. [click to continue…]
Are you as tired of the Olympic spirit as we are? It’s not that we’re total sport Scrooges, it’s just that it’s easy to get a little cynical after a while. These athletes train, train, train, train and train and it seems like only the gold medalists get any glory. To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld, “Gold medalist: Greatest guy in the world. Silver and bronze medalists: Never heard of them.”
Well, for those medalists who didn’t take quite enough steroids to capture first place (and in case you didn’t know, curlers are the ultimate juiceheads), we have a way they can turn those bronze medals into gold-looking ones: Metal Magic Metal Refinishing. [click to continue…]
We stumbled across this post from Chris Rodenius of Tool-Rank.com about WD-40’s decision to make a non-aerosol delivery system of their do-it-all lubricant spray.
Unless you like messing with the older version (and I don’t know a single person who has used WD-40 and hasn’t cursed that little red straw), WD-40’s new Trigger Pro will still do a great job for the jobs around the house and garage. It’s the same WD-40 you’ve known and loved. It will still lubricate and prevent corrosion of metal parts and loosen rusted or frozen parts, tools and equipment. And maybe you can even use it to recreate a scene from the holiday favorite, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: [click to continue…]
We were very excited to see a product called Erase-A-Hole on the market. Could it really be so easy? This thing looked like a stick of deodorant, which means you could pretty much carry it anywhere.
Dude butts in line at the grocery store: Erase-A-Hole. Woman steals your parking spot: Erase-A-Hole. The intern eats your Activia from the office fridge: Erase-A-Hole. Rush Limbaugh opens his mouth: Erase-A-Hole. Oh, the possibilities.
Then we realized the “A” in Erase-A-Hole wasn’t standing in for a naughty word. Sigh. At least we managed to tag various jerks with streaks of plaster. [click to continue…]
Anyone who knows me knows that I don’t like cats. Of all the creatures in the animal kingdom, I think cats are the top jerks – and, yes, I did consider the raccoon, the hyena and ALF, and cats still won the title.
