You’ve heard of food porn. You’ve heard of house porn. And we presume you know of porn porn (and if not, we can’t imagine how incredibly confusing this entire intro must be to you. That, and really? REALLY? You don’t know what porn is? What Internet are you using?). But now we’d like to bring something to your attention that you might not have heard of before: stair porn. Really.
So what exactly is Stair Porn? According to the official website:
Stair porn™ is a weblog showcasing cool stairs from around the world. If you came here looking for sex, you’re plumb outta luck, bub.
Once you’re over the disappointment of that last bit, we’re certain the website’s ode to steps will make you feel better, especially if you like the ol’ up and down. Nudge, Nudge. Say no more. Say no more. OK – silliness aside, stairporn.org’s gallery of staircase designs is impressive. Crazy impressive.
I have to admit that I never really “thought” about stairs much. Having lived in a condo for so long, stairs weren’t really a big part of my home ownership experience. But now I have a house. With levels! And doing something special, decor-wise, with the stairs was never really on my list of things to improve about the house in a creative way. Thanks to Stair Porn, I’ve come to realize stairs can be architectural and artistic masterpieces. That float. And light up when you step on them. And wrap around an aquarium.
I am not exaggerating.
Like porn porn, stair porn isn’t something you really write about and describe – it’s something you look at. So, take a peek at these hot steppers from stairporn.org:
See? I wasn’t exaggerating! Aquarium staircase!
Stair Porn looks around the Internet for the latest and greatest in stairs and also takes submissions – so if you have one, you can submit your own post to the site. But before you do that, tell us about the coolest staircase you’ve ever seen!
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Shouldn’t that be “Get steppin’ to stairporn.org”?