Toiluxe Toilet Seat Lids: Sitting Pretty

Thanks to Toiluxe, an Etsy seller who turns toilet seat lids into works of campy art, we finally found something that takes toilet and bathroom humor to a literal level.

If you’re selling a house (read “trying to sell a house” in this economy), a Toiluxe toilet seat lid will either seal the deal or scare them away. These handcrafted, one-of-a-kind toilet seats feature designs that incorporate Alice in Wonderland motifs, skulls, cherries, Marilyn Monroe, banditos, vintage nudes – you name it! There’s even The Virgin design (pictured), which, if nothing else, puts a whole new spin on the term “praying to the porcelain God.” With the slogan, “Your neighbors don’t have this”, you can be assured of something unique from Toiluxe.

Toiluxe answers the question that has been asked throughout the ages: What do you get the mother-in-law who has everything?

All the seats are hand-painted, decoupaged and sealed with a water-proof acrylic coating. There’s even a surprise design when you lift the lid! Elongated toilet seat designs can also be custom ordered. The selection changes frequently, so if you see something you like, it’s best to order it on the spot. Toiluxe toilet seat lids are available on Etsy, range from $59 to $79 and include all toilet seat mounting hardware.