Just like the recently reviewed Erase-A-Hole, the Ball Claw could conjure up alternative meanings and visuals that the makers may not have counted on.
I know that if I turn around and ask my husband if he’d like a Ball Claw for Christmas, he’ll either:
a) Feel queasy
b) Figure I found out about *that thing he did* and start sucking up
c) Start to wear a cup around the house
In reality, he wouldn’t need to do any of those things because a Ball Claw isn’t what you think it is. It’s actually a really handy storage item for mounting sporting balls on walls in the garage. They’re so clean looking and durable that you don’t have to limit these to the garage. If you have souvenir or collector basketballs, volleyballs, soccer balls or footballs, you can use Ball Claws to display them in dens, living rooms, game rooms, kids’ rooms, or any other man pad. With the right hardware, you can even install them on your basketball hoop’s pole for convenience.
The Ball Claw Football is made of “high quality injection molded ABS plastic” and designed for durability. There are four styles available (basketball, soccer, volleyball and football) and each is available for $9.99 and mounting hardware is included. They also have T-shirts available that proudly say “BALL CLAW” on them – but I wouldn’t personally recommend those unless you’re a woman who’s looking to scare men off at the bar.