Summer = YES
AFFIRM Summer = patios
Patios = patio drinks
Patio drinks = MOOD: HAPPY
Now that it’s October, my programming works like this:
Summer = NO
Patio = NO
NEG Patio drinks = MOOD: WAH.
But – it doesn’t have to be like that for you. I suppose you could say, “That’s easy. My happiness doesn’t depend on drinking” – but that’s not fun – or honest. Instead, you could get a Blue Rhino Family Outdoor Patio Heater and extend your patio’s use past the typical summer season.
I’ve seen these at a few rooftop bars, but this particular model is designed for residential use. It stands 93″ tall and provides a 20 foot circle of warmth – definitely big enough to envelope a patio table filled with thankful patio-drink loving friends. This freestanding, pivoting heater provides 40,000 BTU and runs off of a propane tank with a simple safety and switch-off valve.
The Blue Rhino Family 153100 93″ Tall Residential Outdoor Patio Heater with 40,000 BTU, 20 ft. Circle Heating Area and Removable Control Panel in Black won’t just warm your patio for $269 – it will also warm your cocktail-loving heart.