Screwing: Everyone has his own approach and preferred method. For those of you who don’t often get the opportunity to do it, slow and steady might be just the ticket. You know – you want to savor it – no need for speed. But, some of you are regular screwing machines; day in, day out power-screwers. Well, for all the guys out there who are just plain worn out and frankly, drained from screwing their brains out, I have three words for you: call me sometime FastCap Screw Wax.
When you’ve reached the point that your foremost thought is, “If I gotta screw one more f&$%^*g…”, then it’s time to change up your game. FastCap Screw Wax is perfect for any job involving major and repetitive screwing. It lubricates pins, bolts screws and ummm…other items that need to penetrate wood and…stuff. It also reduces torque for a much smoother…insertion experience. And, less torque means less noise. Screw away to your heart’s content without disturbing the neighbors, (or the kids!)
Happy screwing – I’m off in search of a cold shower and a cigarette.