Home Fixated

Say No to (Butt) Crack

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Duluth Longtail ShirtsThis is more a public service announcement than a product review posting. Attention all tradesmen! Please do yourself and your clients a favor by heeding this product announcement. Few situations match the indignity of walking into a room, only to be accosted by the view of a tradesman and his butt crack. Please people! Much to the relief of homeowners everywhere Duluth Trading offers a Longtail T-Shirt specifically designed to remedy “Plumber’s Crack.” And they actually package some of the shirts in a bucket with “Crack Spackle” on the exterior. It is truly a gift that keeps giving.
Check them out at Duluth Trading.
They even have on online game called Plumber’s Butt Pandemonium in case you’re really bored.

About Marc Lyman

Marc grew up under a brave single mom who "encouraged" home improvement on the family home. Early toddler gifts included a tool set, and even a cordless Bosch drill when cordless drills first came out. In grade school (give or take a few years), Marc's mom said, "We need to cut down some trees. . . . here's a chainsaw." A father figure also involved Marc in many home improvement projects, including a summer of home remodeling in Palo Alto, CA. Toss in some Obsessive Compulsive personality traits researching everything home improvement related. The end result: a genetically pre-disposed, socially sculpted home improvement machine! For his complete profile, please visit our About page. Really, it's worth it.

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