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Crotch-tastic Bottle Opener – The 686 Toolbelt

Marc Lyman December 9, 2010 3 Comments

If MacGyver had been an alchoholic, then this would have been his belt of choice. It’s perfect for those looking to impress that special someone at a party. Imagine it. She walks into the party solo, wearing an enticing spandex mini-skirt and rainbow tube top. You’re standing in the kitchen, your baggy skater pants loosely held up by the 686 Toolbelt. She says seductively, “Dude, are you going to offer me a beer or just stand there like a loser?” Too cool for words, you grab a MGD from the fridge, and in one smooth motion lower it to your crotch. Read More

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