The Pulverizer and ClawBar are vital anti-zombie tools, oh, and they’re also ideal for concrete and demolition work. If there are two things I always like having on-hand it’s beefy demolition tools and zombie apocalypse defense weapons. The good folks at Ames True Temper generously provided both to us in the form of the Jackson Pulverizer and the True Temper ClawBar. Let’s start with the basics: proper naming. When tool companies name a demolition tool, it needs to sound damaging. When Bosch made its signature breaker hammer, did they call it “Fluffy”? Nope, they went with “Brute”! Ames True Temper had the right idea with these too. Just say “Pulverizer” and “ClawBar” and it already sounds like you’re decimating zombie hordes. [click to continue…]
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Need to break down a door – frame and all? There’s classically been two ways to go about it: The Jack Torrance method or the fireman’s method. I personally prefer the less homicidal looking of the two. The Tico Titanium Halligan Bar, a super strong, lightweight tool that looks like a crowbar on steroids, is of the same grade and style as those used by emergency service professionals. You can bet that it can get the job done faster than you can say “Heeeeeere’s Johnny!” Ideal for demolitions or home renovations, Tico Halligan Bars (which come in 24”, 30” and 36” titanium rust-proof models) can pry, twist, rip and smash doors, frames, drywall and pretty much any piece of wood that gets in your way. It can also come in handy if your screeching toddler has locked himself in the bathroom (future counseling costs not included in the pricing). These halligans weigh just 4.5 lbs., 5.25 lbs. and 6 lbs. respectively (about half the weight of steel versions) without compromising on the power you can wield with one. Plus, they’re low [click to continue…]
